Teachers should be paid one bazillion dollars card

If you know a teacher, you know that they don't get paid nearly enough. I propose one bazillion dollars. And a puppy and/or tacos, of course.

Details
Size - 4X6
Paper - Upcycled cardstock
Envelope - Mystery upcycled envelope included
Backside - Blank
Printing - Hand typed by Melissa
Message color - Black

Card and envelope are one-of-a-kind products
Made while swearing in Indiana