Real parents lose their kids card

If you haven't lost your kid under one of those clothing racks at the mall, are you really even parenting?

Details
Size - 4X6
Paper - Upcycled notecard, flat (no fold)
Envelope - Mystery upcycled envelope included
Backside - Blank
Printing - Hand typed by Melissa
Message color - Black

Card and envelope are one-of-a-kind products
Made while swearing in Indiana